Tara Averette.

11 August 09

thelos:

terra-bear:

hellorandi:

I didn’t watch this, but I heard about it. & the expression on her face is just… xD

this will never ever get old

ZING!

10 August 09

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“ Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to the hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to piss him off.

— George Carlin

28 July 09

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“ Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don’t ask me to wear your shoes.

— George Carlin

24 July 09

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I miss George Carlin. I used to agree with almost everything he said. I would have loved to have just one more album.

16 July 09

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Chris Tucker: If Michael Jackson was a pimp. “Slow down, Tito. Dayum!”

4 July 09

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“ Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.

— George Carlin

19 June 09

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5 June 09

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“ When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America you get a front-row seat.

— George Carlin

1 June 09

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“ Pro-life, pro-life… these people aren’t pro-life. They’re killing doctors. What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do everything they can do save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets.

— George Carlin

31 May 09

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“ If someone loves you and they leave and don’t come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

— George Carlin

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh